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This 25-minute-long documentary/preview for the television adaptation of Game of Thrones, which starts next week, is fantastic on at least three different levels. But mostly, it’s exciting because it looks like they’re going to do a really, really good job of not killing the book. Game of Thrones premieres April 17.
Jack: It’s white wine, ice cubes, and Sprite. She calls it ‘funky juice.’ Anders: I don’t know if I want to do this.
Liz: I thought I could use Angie’s cameras to make Tracy behave, but he found a loophole, and now to close it I need $80,000 to buy the rights to “Uptown Girl.”
Jack: Jonathan, I have asked you not to call me at home after 11. Or before. …She what? Liz (on TV): My husband and I are absolutely so pleased to be underwriting the Jack and Elizabeth Donaghy High School for Teen Drama, the Arts, and Feelings. Jack: Son of a bitch. Liz: As embarrassed Americans,…Read More
Fake Santa: I am a fraud, little boy. My wife still thinks I work at the bank.
My first cover from my first year at the company. 1985, good times. Just out of frame is a wheelbarrow full of cocaine. —Jack Donaghy, voice of pronouncify.com
Liz: Big business is what’s screwing up this company. Jack: Please, Lemon, you work for General Electric. Liz: Technically I am a freelancer which is pretty much a modern day cowboy. And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally made jeans. Also by eating beans out of a can due to impatience.