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Fake Santa: I am a fraud, little boy. My wife still thinks I work at the bank.

My first cover from my first year at the company. 1985, good times. Just out of frame is a wheelbarrow full of cocaine. —Jack Donaghy, voice of pronouncify.com

Liz: Big business is what’s screwing up this company. Jack: Please, Lemon, you work for General Electric. Liz: Technically I am a freelancer which is pretty much a modern day cowboy. And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally made jeans. Also by eating beans out of a can due to impatience.

Jack: Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive. Haven’t you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack: I’ll drop you off at the airport and then I’ll swing by MSNBC. I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this hair cut.

Welcome to the recapping/delayed live blogging of Mad Men episode 413: “Tomorrowland.” Refreshments will be served shortly. This week on Mad Men: major spoilers! Go watch it, then come back, it’s better that way. Share the outrage. Don is in bed and Faye has to pack for a 7 a.m. flight. She tells him that…Read More

“This time around, even if Don wins, it will feel hollow. The character appears to have reached the point of no return; we’ve seen the man commit so many acts of thoughtless cruelty, and wreck his own chances at happiness so many times, that watching the character actually feels like knowing a reckless drunk. Even…Read More